sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

(via negro-pleaase)

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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(via nvxus)

guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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(Fonte: guy, via nvxus)

arcticmunkeez:

listening to Do I Wanna Know like 

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